You know it’s time for the weekend to get here when you have to make a pit stop at Walgreen’s on your way into work for Icy-Hot patches, Extra-Strength Tylenol and a double-shot espresso. For some reason I woke up at about 1 a.m. in agony, my shoulder just feels screwed up. It’s not like I did anything that would be remotely considered exercise last night so it’s a mystery to me. I spent the rest of the morning trying to sleep but not succeeding because of having truly screwed up dreams and surfing the net in a zombified haze. So, I was glad when I got a little funny in my inbox courtesy of our copy writer, enjoy.

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